I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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