And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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