This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
