I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
porn star boner night. come get it.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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