My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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