All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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