what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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