I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
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