I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Randomize
