Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Randomize
