I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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