Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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