If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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