can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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