Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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