"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Randomize
