theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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