Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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