What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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