So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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