Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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