Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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