Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
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