I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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