Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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