And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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