Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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