Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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