Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize