It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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