I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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