I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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