Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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