ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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