Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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