At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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