I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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