i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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