Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
