I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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