No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Randomize
