is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
You can make out without kissing
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