Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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