The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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