Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
