Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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