Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
