There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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