I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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