the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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