NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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