idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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