It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
he fucked my hip out of place.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
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